The Makings of a Good Man

One of my last weeks of LEGO camp this summer I was at a YMCA day camp. This camp was epic in regards to good stories about ridiculous children. Some of you have already heard the tales of Andrew Panda and I-Just-Went-to-the-Bathroom-in-My-Pants-It-Smells-Bad kid. If you have not, I will tell you right now that they are classics. They made my week on the second floor of a wooden shack in 95 degree heat bearable. But those stories are for another time.

Today I would just like to show you something I saw at YMCA camp. I seem to have a knack for finding cool things posted on walls.

One wall of the shack was covered with art projects. In one project, each kid got a piece of construction paper where they made a collage of things they liked. One kid in particular is going to be an especially good boyfriend one day:

Basketball, golf, good food and teeth clean!? What more could a self-respecting girl ask for?

Seriously though, the first time I saw this sign I was like "wow, this little guy is going to be very popular one day with interests like that."

Then I looked again. This time I only saw "Ug want breakfast Hot Pocket." Then I thought to myself, "Standard."

What was that? I didn't hear anything.